You! Yes, you. Keep it down. I know you are several states away. Look, my head is actually increasing in size with every inhalation, and shrinking again every single time I exhale. I don't need YOU breathing away over there.

I am being ridiculous? I did this to myself, so, yeah. I know. And still... My head feels like someone has a billows in one ears and is randomly inflating my face.

I thought I was okay with the stupid CPAP machine. I mean, they warned me not to try to use it if I had a cold, But It was allergies. I took some decongestant before bed, and I figured it would be fine.

And no. Now I have sinuses plugged but good, my face feels like it has been kicked in by a horse and my ears are stuffy.

Whatever, I guess you can breathe if you do it quietly.