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If My Hair Could Talk

I can pretty much guarantee that if my hair could talk, it would sound like an mean old woman chasing kids off her lawn.

It has been 11 weeks since my last cut and color, and my hair? She is pissed about it. I have gray roots and lifeless tresses which are parting down the middle - totally naturally - and just hanging there.

Since my hair grows forward on my scalp, it is now hanging in my face all day long. This sucks. I can't pull off those chic styles with the hair all up in your face like they have in those style magazines at the salon. My solution has been to pin my hair off of my face with a bobby pin or two, making me look like a deranged toddler.

I went all the way the other night and had a Pebbles waterspout on my head. Hott.

There is no point to this post, other than I need to get my head checked.

Comments

Oh my gosh I am so with you. I am in desperate need of a "doo" I think I go this week, the problem is I don't know what to do, it needs to grow but its not, I think its stress, at any rate. I think I need to find some bobby pins or pray hats are back in style soon

Oh my goodness! I am in this with you -- I have so much "root" showing (whitish root, that is) that I could plant a whole forest of trees with these roots and they would STAND UP! argh! I'm planning on pretending that I meant for it to look like that on Halloween, then I'll deal with it the next day (if I remember).

I just had my hair colored professionally for the first time in YEARS. She made my dark, grey roots match my blonde ends perfectly! But I asked her to put some layers in it, and now I look a little bit mullety, so I'm not happy about that. Who am I kidding, I am NEVER happy with my hair.

Happy Halloween!

Yep, I hair ya sista’.
My hair also grows down, so I get to use one of those sexy alligator clips every night while I wait for it to dry. I too am HOT!
Good luck with that.

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