For Ms. Mindy, lest she think she is so special... Oh No You Did Not. You did
NOT just call me a mother who keeps her kids from climbing on roofs. I'll have
you know that MY kids have been swinging from the chandeliers since they could
pull up. They have been leaping from the top of our yard play structure,
yodelling, NAKED even, for YEARS. My neighbors probably have the CPS hotline
written on their phone-side notepad, just waiting to catch those yahoos of mine
in action. So relaxed am I as a mother that my children are not told "Don't
jump!" but instead are reminded to "Bend your knees when you land." We are wild.
We are crazy! We eat danger flakes for breakfast! I sometimes even say ASS!
Arrrrrrrrgh! So yeah. Just had to get that offa my chest. :) And in other, Mindy
related news: The Weblog Review posted two very nice reviews about this blog. So
let this be a lesson to everyone. First, sign yourself up. Then complain in your
blog that you fear slammage. Then get Mindy to comment on the wake of
destruction wrought by her reaction to a lukewarm review. Then sit back and
watch as they assign kind and friendly reviewers. Fear the Mommy Wrath! I
actually was going to blog about my son's 4th birthday today, but I'll try and
get to that this evening. I just didn't want anyone to think I was some sort of
sainted mother, yo.