Let's Have A Little Fun, Hmm?
I promised a contest, didn't I? Here's what I want you to do: leave me a haiku in the comments.
Haiku is composed of three lines. The first line has five syllables. The second has seven, and the third has five.
Inspire me. Amuse me. Make me jealous with your mad 'ku skillz, yo. Feel free to leave multiple haiku moments for me. It can be addictive, I warn you.
Here are your topics:
1) Dieting
2) Exercise
3) Virtual Models
4) Big Slice Panties
I'll award prizes on Wednesday, and announce the next contest. Haiku away, and tell your friends.
Motivation Month!
I am inspired to send
you Big Slice panties.
Comments
Marathon training.
Just as nuts as doing my
Bikram Yoga class.
Posted by: GraceD | June 26, 2006 9:51 PM
I admire Jenny.
But I will freak out, for real,
if panties are mailed.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:27 AM
Shangri-la diet
is helping to shrink my ass.
Cookies, I miss you.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:30 AM
Countdown to BlogHer:
Tickets? Check. Fab shoes? Check. Hmmm...
time to buy new thighs?
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:33 AM
(East coast time zone, yo--
Allows me to flood comments
while Jenny's sleeping.)
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:34 AM
Walking for a cure:
Better than bailing basement.
Still, cellulite. Wah.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:35 AM
I will walk in rain;
I will walk in pain. Shrinking
should be imminent.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:40 AM
Virtual model
had wrong hair. And don't get me
started on her ass.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:42 AM
If Sudoku burned
calories, I'd be so trim!
Puzzles let me down.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:46 AM
Starting my day now:
whole grains, organic yogurt.
Oh, and screaming kids.
(Love ya, girl! *MWAH*)
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 4:49 AM
Two haikus in honor of my recnt Board meeting:
Conference food!
So many pastries and cakes,
cause carbo coma.
My pants, they feel tight
Treadmill, Pilates, some dance
should shrink me a bit!
Posted by: MamaKaren | June 27, 2006 5:07 AM
Here is my 'ku - each stanza covering each topic.
Baguette and Fromage:
The staples of my diet.
Hard to follow. Not.
Osmosis. That is
how those dam-ned videos
should work. From my shelf.
Not bodacious boobs
nor bootilicious enough
was my v-model
It takes fine bootay
to fill the Big Slice Panties.
Mine is just fabu.
(Oh, how I've missed Haiku Smackdown)
Posted by: HG | June 27, 2006 5:24 AM
Virtual Model,
Is that really me I see?
To The Gym I Go!
Posted by: Amy | June 27, 2006 5:59 AM
Exercise I Must
So When To The Pool I Go
Bikini I Wear
Posted by: Susan | June 27, 2006 6:27 AM
No clean underwear
I hope Jenny sends new ones
Fedex Overnight
Posted by: mothergoosemouse | June 27, 2006 7:10 AM
Mir is so funny.
No need for coffee when I
start my day with her.
Posted by: mothergoosemouse | June 27, 2006 7:11 AM
I want to be thin
But I can't stop eating crap
I guess I'll be fat
Posted by: Kathy | June 27, 2006 7:17 AM
Panties in a wad
It's too hot to exercise
Lovely excuse, no?
Posted by: Janeen | June 27, 2006 7:35 AM
Diets are evil
Truly the spawn of satan
Pious girls eat cake
Posted by: Janeen | June 27, 2006 7:39 AM
Crap Removal Squad
heading over to Kathy's
Don't give up, girlfriend.
Posted by: BigSlice | June 27, 2006 7:43 AM
With encouragement
Exercising and diet
We will reach our goals
Posted by: Rae | June 27, 2006 7:43 AM
Decorate my ass
My booty needs adornment
Big Slice says it all.
Posted by: Janeen | June 27, 2006 7:43 AM
It's hard to write 'ku
listening to the Wiggles
sing "Hot Potato."
Mmmm. Hot potatoes.
Something else I'm not allowed
on my low-carb plan.
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 7:50 AM
Virtual model...
Where's the double-chin button?
Now it looks like me.
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 7:54 AM
Potato Salad,
bane of my Existence,
yummy cheeseburgers
Leftovers from hell,
get out of my fridge, please
without me eating
Baptism party
derail any thin hope of cute
dress wearing at church.
Posted by: Mrs. CPA | June 27, 2006 8:06 AM
Extra-extra large
The only size that will fit
my capacious ass.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 27, 2006 8:14 AM
My fingers flying
so fast, didn't leave my name
on the 'ku above.
(sorry)
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 8:25 AM
My scale waits for me.
I gained two pounds in one day?
Let me try again...
Destroying the scale
Would burn a few calories
and be so much fun!
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 8:28 AM
Oh, Big Slice panties
I'd wear you outside my clothes,
I love you that much
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 8:35 AM
Vacation did end
The laundry overwhelms me
Must go back to bed
Posted by: Jenn | June 27, 2006 9:13 AM
Just for you Jenny and Grace!
said I would run too
discovered that means running
must say 'hell no' now
Posted by: Jenn | June 27, 2006 9:46 AM
Cupcakes to the left
of me, salad to the right.
Ambidextrous?
Posted by: Elaine | June 27, 2006 10:05 AM
Big slice panty fun
Wear them on your head or bum
We just love big slice!
Posted by: Jenn | June 27, 2006 10:07 AM
seven miles, a big
ass stroller and all I have
is a pulled muscle
Posted by: Elaine | June 27, 2006 10:07 AM
One simple click and
I am magically thin!
Virtual is cool.
Posted by: Elaine | June 27, 2006 10:10 AM
Oh Big Slice Panties
a swath of cloth to conceal.
Don't shrink in the wash!
Posted by: Elaine | June 27, 2006 10:13 AM
Mir: Haiku Machine.
At BlogHer she'll speak in the
5-7-5 format.
Posted by: GraceD | June 27, 2006 10:18 AM
I once was fatter
When I used to eat cookies
I'm the Shrinking Mom
Posted by: shrinkingmom | June 27, 2006 10:27 AM
Elaine has slain me!
Salad cancels out cupcakes.
Girl's mad brilliant, yo!
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 10:49 AM
And my dear Grace: Yes!
Radical mommies do 'ku--
panel poetry.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 10:51 AM
Back to task at hand:
Team Big Slice is on the move!
Wave our panties high!
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 10:53 AM
Pre-baby ass, gone?
Oh, my mistake. There it is!
Right behind my knees.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 10:55 AM
my butt is so big
no pants will fit it proper
my butt is so big
Posted by: maria | June 27, 2006 10:56 AM
Daughter now laughing--
she wants to 'ku, too. But hers
all involve boobs. Eek!
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 10:59 AM
Diet, exercise;
soon I'll be thin, fit... perfect!
Or it will kill me.
Posted by: Mir | June 27, 2006 11:04 AM
Hubby cannot know
I await big slice panties.
Intercept postman
Posted by: Sher | June 27, 2006 11:31 AM
These are too funny - good luck with the judging
Posted by: Sher | June 27, 2006 11:38 AM
I spy double chin
Virtual Models don't lie
To the Gym I go!
Posted by: Lindsey | June 27, 2006 12:24 PM
Ok, gotta change mine since I stole the last line from Amy (not on purpose!)
I spy double chin
Virtual models don't lie
Get thee to a gym!
Posted by: Lindsey | June 27, 2006 12:32 PM
Ok, gotta change mine since I stole the last line from Amy (not on purpose!)
I spy double chin
Virtual models don't lie
Get thee to a gym!
Posted by: Lindsey | June 27, 2006 12:44 PM
on this sunny day
my bicycle beckons me
my book beckons more
Posted by: onetallmomma | June 27, 2006 12:50 PM
Shopping at Wal-Mart
Skinny girl buying candy
Something is wrong here.
Posted by: Ginny | June 27, 2006 1:04 PM
trimming bushes with
the kids keeps this tall momma
fashionably fit
Posted by: onetallmomma | June 27, 2006 1:54 PM
What? Nothing from Mir?
It has been, like, ten minutes
She must be 'ku'd out.
Posted by: BigSlice | June 27, 2006 3:26 PM
Ode to dieting
short like baby carrot sticks
no panty prize please
Posted by: janny226 | June 27, 2006 7:50 PM
Delicious ice cream
fill up my bra and pants
wrong way diet. Ouch!
Posted by: squirrelsmom | June 27, 2006 8:34 PM
He said of my butt:
"It must be jelly, 'cause jam
sure don't shake like that."
Posted by: Becki | June 27, 2006 9:01 PM
Moderation
A small bit of the yummy
and I will not gorge!
When food is here,
I will decide to partake
of the truly good
After days of rain
A sunny path beckons me
for a lunchtime walk.
Posted by: MamaKaren | June 28, 2006 10:06 AM
Revision to my last 'ku
After days of rain
A sunny path calls me out
for a lunchtime walk.
Posted by: MamaKaren | June 28, 2006 10:08 AM
Workout was tonight
Didn't go stayed home instead
Ate chips and soda
Posted by: Vicky | June 28, 2006 9:51 PM
Counting all my points
Is losing its lustre now
Writers cramp ensues
Weigh-in tomorrow
Know I have gained a few pounds
Those scales do not lie
With Weight Watchers plan
I have lost fifteen plus pounds
But now I have stalled
Plateaus are a bitch
Why can't the weight slip away
Without much effort
Posted by: Vicky | June 28, 2006 10:00 PM
The panties won't fit
If I don't workout a bit
On my ass I sit
Posted by: Vicky | June 28, 2006 10:03 PM