GE Caulk Singles
The decade that brought you wonders like (the original) Charlie's Angels and Captain and Tennille also brought you the stunning architectural design I've got going on in my bathroom. Fake dark-wood cabinets topped by a Formica slab in a really odd yellow, with a white sink.
When we bought our home in 2000, the plan was to update everything as we had the time and budget.
And then we didn't. Whoops!
So we've got this, um, vintage situation going on. It's sort of grody, actually.
Mom, avert your eyes. No matter what I try, that mildewy nastiness just keeps coming back... and any sealant from years past is long gone. It has been time to recaulk this sink for 10 years. And we totally were gonna, I swear. TOTALLY. And I do so clean my sink. It just keeps coming back. It's not my fault!
You can't argue with the excellence that is this jewel-like faucet. Ba-da-bling!
Now, that is high class. They don't make 'em like that any more. Or, um, if they do? They probably should knock it off.
So! Onward. I grabbed the little package and despite the super-reflective packaging, managed to get a shot. Behold!
I peeled the directions off the back of the package, to find that pages one and two were comically sealed to each other, allowing me to view only pages three and four. After a few moments of panic, I finally managed to unstick the other two pages:
Clean the surface. (I TOTALLY DID, MOM!)
Remove any old caulk.
Oh, um... wait. How do you do that?Here's my technique:
Razor blade...rusted. (Wail that like Cindy Wilson in "Love Shack")
Scrape scrape scrape....
This obviously could have ended badly. I was prepared (heeeey random shout out to Johnson and Johnson) for the mishap that didn't happen. Prepared to be cute, even!
Once I got the stuff scraped off and sucked up with the shop vac, I was presumably ready to go with step three - applying a smooth bead of caulk.
True confessions time - I was feeling kind of cocky (caulky?) about this project, because I'm a pretty good cake decorator. I'm able to make flowers and stuff with icing, so, like, I should be able to make a straight, even line with this thing, right?
Yeah, not so much. I had a cup of real coffee AKA jitter-juice which may have contributed to my bravado about this whole project, but my hand was shaking really bad. Despite the neat, easy to open, smooth squeezing packaging, I smeared a line of the stuff on the edge, and then, using my wet finger, tried to make it do that thing it is supposed to do.
And then I used a bunch of paper towels and smeared it around. And then I got mad and wiped it all off, and started over. The GE Caulk Singles have more than enough for three around the sink applications of the world's fattest, most messy bead. Ask me how I know! Go on!
In the end, though? I got it mostly right. And look:
It's like a brand new sink! Now, if I can just do something about the faux-wood cabinetry and chipped mirror...
This is my entry for the Spruce Up Your Space contest from GE Caulk Singles and BlogHer - for a $1000 Visa Gift card.