An alternate Christmas story
I slapped down a pile of papers on top of our piano, setting off a shock wave that toppled our minature Nativity's stable, knocked over our Baby Jesus In A Manger and sent the three wise men rolling in all directions. Mary kept her feet, and the Angel of the Lord looked on in horror. Joseph cowered by the badly painted camel and the donkey and sheep were trapped under the collapsed stable.
My youngest surveyed the carnage and said "Yeah, so the world is really glad you weren't in Bethlehem that night. And also that you aren't a giant."