It's the 5th inning of Game 5 of the 2010 World Series and the Giants are at bat. My husband is sitting on the couch making noises that suggest a slow air leak or a hairball. He's sitting about four inches higher than normal due to the clenching of his butt muscles.
This will help the Giants clinch tonight, he's pretty sure.
I support this more than the growing of a beard, by the way. Tighter butt muscles are a-okay with me.
I, on the other hand, am going to do some kegals. I mean, why not, right?
7th inning update - it's obviously working. I mean, I don't want to take too much credit, but...