We Have a Wii-ner! Finally!
I have spent the last three days laughing myself sick over your funny, funny entries. Hoo boy. I also spent a good three hours pulling out quotes from your entries, and linking them all up pretty, and then apparently my blog timed out and I lost most of that entry. Instead of crying over it, I'll fix it. Later.
After narrowing down the entries and sending them to a group of impartial judges (ie, people who don't know any of you guys but know funny when they read it) we came up with a short-list - here are some highlights from the finalists: