Today, I purchased a tin of Altoids - the curiously strong Cinnamon flavored Altoids.
I figured that if I'm sick of fruit, I might as well spice things up. Or, you know, burn the crap out of my tongue.
Curiously strong doesn't even begin to touch the sensation of the Cinnamon Altoids. In fact, I was on the telephone with Jenn when I popped one in my mouth.
Me: Mmmm. Ooh! *pant pant pant*
Jenn: What's going on over there?
Me: Wow! Ooh! *pant pant pant*
Jenn: I am uncomfortable.
Me: *pant pant* Oops! Bwahahahahahaha~
Jenn: *crickets chirping*
Me: I had my tongue sticking so far out of my mouth that it fell on the floor!
Me: Wooo! Time for another one. Mmm. Wooo! Ouch. Wait. Wooo!
Jenn: I have to go.
This plan to add flavor to my sad, fruit consuming life was a bad one. I caved tonight, and ate real food. 9 days of fruit is enough for this girl.
NaBloPoMo - Day 14