Vacation's All I Ever Wanted
Well, hello! I've arrived! Orlando is lovely. Orlando Bloom is lovely, you're right, but I'm actually talking about Orlando, Florida. I'm on a crappy dial-up connection, and even that is lovely. Can you tell I'm drinking a beer and it's like 2 o'clock in the afternoon and I smell like chlorine and tortilla chips?
I needed a vacation in a bad way, and look at me! I'm vacationing! Whee! I've got a few play-by-play entries over at Big Slice - go read my account of wrestling with an alligator and all about our flight!
I'm also happy to report that both of my children survived an entire school year and will be moving on up - HOLY MOLY. I am the parent of a first grader, a second grader and a soon-to-be preschooler. I might actually have a linear thought someday, uninterrupted by the need for a juice box or a new diaper. Can you smell that? The sweet smell of freedom? For at least a few hours a week?
We're headed to The Happiest Mofo Place on Earth tomorrow, or at least one of the Kingdoms of Happy. Any recommendations of things we must do and see while we are here?
This connection makes my gmail load unbearably slow. I'll be answering emails when and if I get to a higher-speed connection.
Stay tuned for The Lauck Vacation Excitement and Photo Extravaganza.