On The Pah-TAY!
News flash - I may be failing at many other areas of parenting, and I may not actually get to take credit for any of this but:
My three year old finally made pee-pee and poop on the potty all by herself, without me begging or reading 700 books and when I offered her M&Ms as a reward, she said "No, Mommy. Those are for you. You're a good mommy."
Peeps AND Poops.
In the potty.
Without my having to beg, pantomime or otherwise humiliate myself.
Given chocolate as reward.
Yeah, I think that brings my average up a bit. I'm off to make an offering to the parenting gods to keep a comet from hitting my house as I sleep.