The French Say It Better
I have the flu.
"The Flu" is a stupid word. I know it's an abbreviation for influenza, but I like the French phrase - J'ai la grippe!
La grippe sounds more appropriate for that, oh, I don't know, feeling that your guts are being shredded.
So, in summary: Uhhhhgh.
I'm off to bed, once again. Hopefully my stomach will settle before I have to kill anyone and/or drink more Gatorade. Because that? Is also nasty.
I'll be back with sparkling, inspired words and a minty fresh scent as soon as I can sit upright for more than a few minutes at a time.