No naps! No naps! None of my kids will nap! I'm not happy about this development. I've spent large chunks of my day trying to convince tiny people to sleep without falling asleep myself and THAT'S HARD, people.
And it's not like they want to stay awake to play quietly in their rooms or help me fold laundry.
Rude. They need some rough play, running and leaping and wraslin' and that kind of thing. Daddy type things. Aha! I need a Man-ny.
Barring that development, I think I could make good use of one of those fogger things that people use to get rid of infestations... maybe fill it up with some sort of sleepy juice and get 'em while they are mid-rampage. Ooh! Like the sleepy poppies in Oz.
Sleep, my pretties. Muwahahahaha.