We are back in the house! Woooo! I'll post pictures next week, but in the meantime, we've all been doing our best Risky Business sliding.
I have to give a huge shout out to the anonymous person who informed my oldest that Santa uses smoke detectors to keep an eye on kids... apparently, they are a direct link to the infamous magic crystal ball, and since they are pretty much in all buildings, his bases are covered.
Dude, that is the best thing EVER. EVER! My kids are fully paranoid now. Not that they are being good, but still - now I can just dramatically point at the smoke detector and give them the ole hairy eyeball, and they KNOW Santa knows.